Mouse Rants

Episode 171 – Sahmer BITEtastic!

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss summer foods at WDW.  From ice cream to funnel cake to foods with the word summer in them, we go through it all! I don’t have anything else interesting to say so just listen to the episode and stop reading this nonsense.

Episode 170: Don’t S*#t Where You Eat

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone discuss the age old topic, Picnics at Walt Disney World!!!  Yeah….that topic you NEVER STOP HEARING ABOUT!!!  We read two horrendous articles explaining where awful people set up picnics and ruin everyone else’s experience and figure out if picnic at the parks is even feasible (hint:  It’s …

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Episode 169: Camp Plothole

This week, #ShutDownTheSummer continues as Jerry & Simone watch the DCOM classic, Camp Rock.  Watch along with no pauses while your Degenerate Leaders deal with bad acting, autotuned singing and plotholes galore and share it with all of you.  Also before that, the Destruction of Future World continues as they discuss the removal of several …

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Episode 167: FOR REAL?! WHAT?!

In this musical episode, Jerry & Simone go through the lyrics in the new version of Aladdin and try to figure out why they changed what they changed.  Also, they torture themselves with the WORST Disney cover album ever made…and try to figure out why ANYONE would want to listen to this rich chick’s music….In …

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Episode 166: Mouse Mouse Rants

This week, Jerry & Simone discuss the Extra, Extra Magic Hours and all of its pros and cons. – Please send all comments, questions, concerns, thoughts, musings and hate mail to mouserants@gmail.com – Also take a few minutes to review us on iTunes. 5 star reviews give you good karma. WARNING: All episodes contain language and …

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Episode 165: Hooves All Up In The Air!

This week, Simone is on fire with another classic idea and she does not disappoint.  With the slow dismantling of IllumiNations: Reflections of Earth, Jerry & Simone create their own nighttime entertainment spectaculars for each park.  But before that we discuss the upcoming merch and snacks at MGM Studios’ 30th Anniversary as well as some …

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Episode 164: the fattest dreamer

This week, Jerry & Simone watch one of the worst fan-made films they have ever seen.  You’ll feel like you’re watching The Room as we take this trip through the chasms of hell together.  Special Guest, Sarah, also joins us for the intro, as she regales us all with an unbelievably tragic and hysterical story you …

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Episode 163: You’ll Never Guess What We Do With This Magic Band

This week, Jerry and Simone sit down for a two on one discussion with one of their most infamous rivals.  So put on your laughing hats and get ready for the most heated debate you’ve heard on Mouse Rants yet.  you WON’T want to miss this one.