Mouse Rants

FIRST!!!

Well, well, well… Look who decided to join the fucking party a little late. Welcome, my Disney Degenerates, to the absurdly belated ramble-fest adventure that is Mouse Rants! You might be scratching your goddamn head, wondering why the fuck we’re starting a blog a whopping nine years after the podcast began and three decades after …

FIRST!!! Read More »

Episode 199 – RIP Splash Mountain

This week, Jerry says goodbye (once and for all) to the beloved Splash Mountain.  Reliving the final day, commenting on some really bad takes (and let me tell you, I found one of the biggest idiots I’ve stumbled upon yet), taking one last splash through and much much more (including watching Caveman Chris get trespassed) …

Episode 199 – RIP Splash Mountain Read More »

Episode 198 – Fan-Freakin’-Tasmic!

This week, Jerry reviews both new Fantasmic! shows in Disneyland and Walt Disney World.  Find out what shreds and what’s just been ripped to shreds…  but before that, let’s check out this new press release on Tiana’s Bayou Adventure… and don’t think those Disboard and Facebook groups are getting away that easily.  Mysteries and magic, …

Episode 198 – Fan-Freakin’-Tasmic! Read More »

Episode 194: Only Hipsters Eat At Grand Avenue (and the rest of the worldly cuisines)

This week, Jerry & Simone finish the discussion of cuisines represented in Walt Disney World (this time without the annoying Alexa).  And to tie in with the conclusion of our food episode, we also review that amazingly awful Mario Lopez KFC movie on Lifetime, Recipe For Seduction.  So join us as we find out what …

Episode 194: Only Hipsters Eat At Grand Avenue (and the rest of the worldly cuisines) Read More »